Jim in 20 years
so he treats the cars as if they are his girlfriend, writing poetry about cars and singing to them and hugging them. Not only does he date cars, but he is a PLAYAAA, owning three other cars and sometimes hooking up with cars at showrooms. i do not want to get into the logistics of what "hooking up" with a car entails (well no, i do. my best guess is tail pipe or gas pump but maybe he just humps the shit out of the bumper), but i am assuming it is a terrible terrible thing to witness. one question- does this make the movie Herbie Fully Loaded kiddie porn for this guy? if so, please arrest him. and if not, please arrest him.
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good burn. to bad that Jim never reads this.
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