Inspired by these hilarious made-up facts from some university's message announcing the ban on 4LOKO, I present to you the next Keystone Light thread.
Did you know...
1. The NyTimes recently reported that Iran launched its nuclear weapons program by mixing 4LOKO with 151 Rum.
2. The average homeless person in cities that sell 4loko hasn't slept in more than a month.
3. The original recipe for 4LOKO comes from Wormtail's attempts to bring Voldemort back to life.
4. In a recent study, researchers found that chimps that consumed 4LOKO were quickly molested at the nearest fraternity.
Who's got some facts?
