Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Science is whack (and awful pun's are great!)

This is a pretty hilarious science experiment.



wow! look at those sweet poses and his super-cool gelled hair (pause with 5:04 left to get the full effect of his awesomeness)! they obviously picked this guy because he is the epitome of manliness, or maybe they too just wanted to smack him in the balls so they created an experiment to validate it.

seriously, i do not know why on earth the guy signed up for this. i cannot think of any price at which i would allow someone to shoot a tennis ball directly into my manhood. i bet it sure would be zany and entertaining if someone bartered with me until i gave in. great balls of fire! get FOX on the phone, i have found them their next big hit-we shall call it Money Lust Ball Bust and it will air between Don't Forget the Lyrics and The Moment of Truth.

on a side note: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE REAL SHOWS

5 comments:

Professor Bee Lee said...
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Professor Bee Lee said...

Great work, Smears! I was crying laughing when they were all clapping for him after he stood up. Why the fuck was there a cop there clapping? Did this guy stop a terrorist plot with his balls?
I also love how the "scientist" is trying to reassure him as he's rolling on the ground grabbing his balls- THIS MAN IS A HERO! Now we can cure cancer because we know that it kills to get your balls hit! Good one, science. what the fuck will you think of next?!?!?! This guy did some big time sacrifices for the advancement of mankind, but he can sleep at night because it was worth it.

Anonymous said...

thats right, even the THOUGHT of getting my gonads grilled sends my heart rate fluttering

Professor Bee Lee said...

nice to see that you are finally commenting, anita.

Verc said...

"I want you to know we got some great footage and some great SCIENCE out of this..."

hysterical...the next generation of science I guess...