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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Cadillac One follow up
I originally thought Bryce's post was a joke, but sadly enough it's completely serious. I wouldn't even doubt the bottles of the President's blood thing anymore.
wait... why is it sad to protect the president with an enforced car? You know, the black one who lots of people want to assassinate... seems necessary to me
Because its rediculously overdone and way too James Bond-like. JFK was the only president ever to undergo an assassination attempt while in a car, and that was only because it didn't have the key component of a roof. If someone is going to assassinate the president I think they'll be smart enough to do it without the bulletproof glass in between them - I just think the whole firefighting equipment/window that only rolls down 3 inches/president's blood deal is way over the top.
Verc, there is so much wrong with your comment. JFK was the only one to have an assassination attempt in a car? Yeah- and it fucking worked. Maybe that's why they switched to blood capsule rocket ships with window slits.
Really? I thought he survived! No but in all honesty, like I said, it was missing that little item called a roof, which makes it pretty hard to be bulletproof. I just think its rediculous to have all that (mainly the blood), especially when the car couldn't outrun a sloth.
first: of all the car is probably faster than most cars on the road. second: why not have all of that, including the blood..he is the president and he can have anything that he wants. I'd do the same thing if it was me. But if you were in his position you could have rocket fuel stored there instead of the blood.
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wait... why is it sad to protect the president with an enforced car? You know, the black one who lots of people want to assassinate... seems necessary to me
Because its rediculously overdone and way too James Bond-like. JFK was the only president ever to undergo an assassination attempt while in a car, and that was only because it didn't have the key component of a roof. If someone is going to assassinate the president I think they'll be smart enough to do it without the bulletproof glass in between them - I just think the whole firefighting equipment/window that only rolls down 3 inches/president's blood deal is way over the top.
I think having the presidents blood in the car is a smart thing. Or maybe he's a vampire..
Verc, there is so much wrong with your comment. JFK was the only one to have an assassination attempt in a car? Yeah- and it fucking worked. Maybe that's why they switched to blood capsule rocket ships with window slits.
Love,
BeeLee
Really? I thought he survived!
No but in all honesty, like I said, it was missing that little item called a roof, which makes it pretty hard to be bulletproof. I just think its rediculous to have all that (mainly the blood), especially when the car couldn't outrun a sloth.
first: of all the car is probably faster than most cars on the road. second: why not have all of that, including the blood..he is the president and he can have anything that he wants. I'd do the same thing if it was me. But if you were in his position you could have rocket fuel stored there instead of the blood.
Fuck that. If it were me I'd just cruise around in a real rocket... none of this car bullshit.
And yes, there would be a neverending supply of rocket fuel.
On a side note, did you know that PCP is also referred to as Rocket Fuel?
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