Saturday, June 14, 2008

hands down worst commercial ever



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

"It's okay to be yourself, It's okay to be yourself, Because you are you
It's okay to be yourself. It's okay to release your powerful power because it feels good"

fuck. that.

you all know that i hate commercials in general, so esurance commercials really make me angry. I am honestly amazed that the company made that commercial. it was someone's job to write that song and make that video. this means that someone must have watched that about 40 times editing it, plus all the time they must have spent picking out clips from other commercials for that bullshit "how awesomely rad are we for making so many commercials about erin esurance? super duper awesome right dude bro?" picture book (that's how i assume the 40 year old people who study young people so they can then make commercials for esurance to 'appeal' to us sound like). i'm envisioning a clockwork-orange robot chicken scenario here, because there is no way someone could possibly watch that many esurance commercials or even just that one more than 10 times without going batshit insane (maybe that explains things).

this commercial made me angry enough for a double rant. for more ranting on this topic and in case anyone hasn't seen this group i made a while back check it out:
i fucking hate esurance commercials

enough people hate these commercials that I do not know most of the people on there.

6 comments:

Anita said...

i love how passionately you hate esurance commercials. the most important question is why is the robot bringing the environmentally conscious couple tea?

Smears said...

i know! he used to be angry and break things and try to kill those tree huggers, and even if he was terrible at his job because some girl with pink hair (girl! pink hair! come on, you are a huge ass robot!) always beat him, at least he tried. unless he is using the coffee house job to go undercover so he can murder their asses when they least suspect it, i think he should be ashamed of himself. killing these two does not require that much work. all you need to do is start cutting a tree down so the two come running to explain how esurance saves the the environment. then the tree will fall and smash them because they are retarded, and then we will have a party.

Ben said...

The worst part about this is that it's so obvious that they couldn't be bothered to come up with new ideas so they just showed clips from old commercials that are just as bad as this

eugi oh said...

how about them j.g wentworth commericals?

its your money! use it when you need it!

j.g wentworth is right!!! ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!

Verc said...

I actually loved the commercial. Pat just has no taste for great and witty advertising.

Smears said...

verc- you like nickelback and "finger eleven" (had to look that one up on google) so your taste < my taste no matter what we are discussing