Monday, November 3, 2008

It's Not Too Late to Vote for the True Candidate of Change

America is hungry for change. You may have heard Obama and McCain spouting some bullshit about visions for America, but they don't get it. Lee Mercer represents everything this country is looking for. His plan brings change. Real change. If elected, he will change the english language into some batshit pseudo-dialect he seems to think makes him sound smart. It may be one of the most confusing websites I have ever been to.

3 comments:

Smears said...

i was reading his biography thinking that it made sense, he went to college, served in the army, when all of a sudden he just drops "On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas... I want to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone."... whoa

he also won "road scholar" at West Point. Seems pretty fancy, probably because it sounds a lot like "rhodes scholar..."

"There is some concern about the U.S. Government Public Enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government’s Public Enforcements regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements."

as for what he is going to do for public policy, he quotes the Wikipedia entry on "public policy" and leaves it at that.

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS??

Smears said...

also- read the "current issues" section, it is rediculous

James is not funny said...

i felt a little bit like the artist on lsd when i was reading his site. it's a complete mindfuck.