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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Should we be concerned?
Please look at this. I'm not entirely sure what to do about this, but it's a little scary. And so you know, I'm no idiot, so don't blow up my spot, please. Just read this. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
uhhhh, did you read the should we be concerned section?? of course you should. dihydrogen monoxide has been a silent menace since the beginning of time doofus
common uses: "BY ELITE ATHLETES FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT"
sloth- being an elite athlete yourself who is obviously taking steroids (huge male body + feminine interests in teen people magazine and grey's anatomy = steroids), you should be concerned for your life. but seeing as im not making homemade bombs or driving old navy boats around, i think ill be fine. im going to stick to worrying about getting murdered on our next trip to springfield or ODing on a laced drink at sig ep then DHMO poisoning, even though it "has been linked to EVERY school killing EVERRRR" (BS)
some of the well known uses of dihydrogen monoxide are: by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior
...holy shiiiiit. watch the f out for this toxic chemical. youuu neverrrr knooow when it's gonna show up.
WOW. good thing i read that. i will definitely be aware of my surroundings now that i know DHMO could be in Formula One race cars.
sorry for blowing up your spot verc even though you asked us not to, but with so much DHMO laying around it was probably going to blow up anyways! zing!
well it makes up about 90% of the earth, so its a worthy cause to fight for verc. keep that up. glad to provide the blog for your public service announcement
did you know that DHMO has been traced to every terrorist act ever as well as the creators of Beverly Hill Chihuahua? its dangerous stuff.
ps- on my first post i got kinda owned. well done you science major you, well done. i can picture you reading what i said and clapping and gigling with glee in your chair with jim in his lab coat laughing along next to you. nerds
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uhhhh, did you read the should we be concerned section?? of course you should. dihydrogen monoxide has been a silent menace since the beginning of time doofus
common uses: "BY ELITE ATHLETES FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT"
sloth- being an elite athlete yourself who is obviously taking steroids (huge male body + feminine interests in teen people magazine and grey's anatomy = steroids), you should be concerned for your life. but seeing as im not making homemade bombs or driving old navy boats around, i think ill be fine. im going to stick to worrying about getting murdered on our next trip to springfield or ODing on a laced drink at sig ep then DHMO poisoning, even though it "has been linked to EVERY school killing EVERRRR" (BS)
on another note- um... are you being serious?
some of the well known uses of dihydrogen monoxide are: by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior
...holy shiiiiit. watch the f out for this toxic chemical. youuu neverrrr knooow when it's gonna show up.
WOW. good thing i read that. i will definitely be aware of my surroundings now that i know DHMO could be in Formula One race cars.
sorry for blowing up your spot verc even though you asked us not to, but with so much DHMO laying around it was probably going to blow up anyways! zing!
Yeah, I could've worded that a bit better. I just wanted to make sure everyone knew the risks, that's all.
well it makes up about 90% of the earth, so its a worthy cause to fight for verc. keep that up. glad to provide the blog for your public service announcement
did you know that DHMO has been traced to every terrorist act ever as well as the creators of Beverly Hill Chihuahua? its dangerous stuff.
ps- on my first post i got kinda owned. well done you science major you, well done. i can picture you reading what i said and clapping and gigling with glee in your chair with jim in his lab coat laughing along next to you. nerds
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