Lizard on Acid

A guy on acid was put into a room and recorded. His friends put the recording to an animated lizard with some other animation in the background that goes with what hes saying. Its not too long and its pretty funny.

Update

from Pat's post earlier here is the mp3 for Jizz in My Pants

here is the Lazy Sunday mp3 from the SNL skit

Last Pictures

I stumbled across this website and I found it quite interesting to read about stories of peoples last pictures (taken before they died).

Merry Christmas Motha Lickas

enjoy it yall

2 sweet lists

Top 15 (!) Flight of the Conchord Songs and Top 10 SNL Digital Shorts.

they got the top 4 and top 3 right in both cases, only id put them in a different order(#1 Leggy Blonde or Girl in the Room, #1 Lazy Sunday, #2 Jizz)

Dell Computer with Leopard

Came across this and I thought it was rather cool that someone was able to install a mac operating system on a windows based computer. I might have not bought my mac if I had known that you could do this.


Dell Mini 9 Unbox and Leopard Install from Michael Smith on Vimeo.

Asian Men

YATTA

SNL is on a roll

Dear Lord...

So Pringle's Pickle Flavored Chips taste like McDonalds (observed by Mary), but that is ok i guess because it's still a food, even if it isn't a good one. This is unacceptable.

Safari Users

If you use safari and you're tired of its boring blue icon then check this site out.

Pimp my Safari

If you're down for some childish humor, give this a try.

I always wanted one of these gimmicks to fail miserably.

and one finally did... hasn't he tried to do that at least once before going on national tv? didn't he have to show the show's producer that he could at least chop one? i dont get the thought process here.

Top 10 Astronomy Photos of the Year

Really Cool Pictures and Explanations

This kind of stuff blows my mind. That little spot there is a planet and we could tell because of its affects on our sun? what the hell? NASA programmers told its first rover where to be on mars so it could take a picture at the exact time the next one land... and neither have a pilot? Since I have no conception of how this kind of science works I find it all awesome. Plus space is fucking cool

Jordan Lance, Homeless Superstar

This homeless man was apparently displaced by Hurricane Katrina, and now sings to support himself. Man's got talent.

They Said This Day Would Never Come

yes we can

Breaking News: George Bush Has Been Captured!

Video Let it load first, then it plays fine.

There's already a million parodies of The Shoe Incident but this is my favorite.

Songs

I know a few people requested some of these oldies but greaties, so here's a bunch of them in a .zip file. The file is pretty big (~60 songs?), but it's worth it. There's still many more left for later.

TIME ranks Gloucester Pregnancies as 6th biggest scandal of 2008

Top 10 Scandals of 2008

TIME even went ahead and told the true, more positive side of the story. im shocked but well done.

It's Because I'm Black, Isn't It?

Make sure you watch the very end, some pirates take this a bit too seriously..

The New Seeqpod

Fuck Family Circus

These are fantastic. Whenever I read the comics I dread even catching a glimpse of the vomit-inducing nonsense that is The Family Circus, but thanks to these I can laugh at them and mock their sappy, worse-than-lolcat-esque humor instead. This one is my favorite:

Your Taxes

Use Full Screen Mode to poke around this site and see what the budget for 2009 is.

Money Art

Money Art

really cool

Shoes

Shoes, Shoes, Shoes..

From Joesph Tyros

Wordle

This is a cool website.

This is what it does to Road Story Part I

The Real Tour of UMass

Great Moments in Human Interaction

These videos are pretty funny. I like That's Not My Wife too, but I think this one is priceless:

Baby Shower

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Atom Originals | Great Moments in Human Interaction

Flight Of the Conchords Introduction

So i recently went on a huge FOTC binge (for all of you who havent seen the show: SIDEREEL). anyways, this is a song that isnt in the show and i think its hilarious (i know a lot of you have seen it already too but you know it doesnt get old). search youtube for other songs and watch this show.

What Was Your Favorite Album of 2008?

I added a new poll to the left under the recent comments section listing what I thought are the candidates for the best album of the year. Its fucking impossible to choose one so you can vote for all your favorites. If yours isnt on there, mention it in the comments and make a case (I can't edit the poll since someone already voted so arguing will have to do). Also feel free to trash talk whatever album I put on there or other people's opinions: Doodlah is definitely going to take offense that Atmosphere's album didnt make the list

My overall favorite: The Odd Couple- Gnarls Barkley DOWNLOAD HERE
Second Place: Feed The Animals- Girl Talk DOWNLOAD HERE
Third: Another Weekend in the City- Bloc Party DOWNLOAD HERE (Intimacy is good too, just not top 3)

Honorable mention because its just a MIXTAPE not even an album (First Flight coming in 2009): Star Power- Wiz Khalifa DOWNLOAD HERE

I BETTER SEE COMMENTS PEOPLE

BaRock Star

Obama Knows the Internet Very Well

YOUTUBE BOOB ADDRESS - watch more funny videos

Maury Christmas!

Cracked.com > Collegehumor.com

This office show is a lot like college humor's Hardly Working but its a bit different because its actually funny. reminds me a bit of arrested development.

Sometimes Innovation Is A Bad Thing -- powered by Cracked.com

See the rest of their videos Here. So far they have only made 5 so I expect some good things from these guys in the future.

Best of Craigs List

Craigs list is a weird (but kind of cool) place, and its nice to see the website acknowledges this. May I present to you The Best of Craigs List, a user voted list that ranks the most likely oddest and funniest postings. For example, a woman renting out only her bathroom with the precondition that the person may not go out of the bathroom when at the apartment (no kitchen or living room) and cannot be present when she needs to use it I Have A Huge Bathroom).

Enjoy that and if you have time feel free to check back in on Craigslisting, there are some really good recent ones on there.

Cheerleading Bloopers

The last one is the best

YES Dance

Fork in the garbage disposal

First time snl has made me laugh in a while

the tool who uploaded this video disabled embedding so you have to go Here to watch it. while there be sure to mention that thelonelyisland is a dickhole

What Club Meadow 53 will look like at our rave next year.

So i just randomly found these pictures on webshots of the rave we threw in my basement senior year. they are sweet and nappy dukes' captions are pretty priceless (#60 and 61 in particular). Also- 79 is evidence of matt ball molesting brooke.

Enjoy.

UPDATE: There is also a Second Album

2 New Songs

Found these within a minute of one another- it was a good minute

Nappy Roots- Good Day
Reminds me of summer. Its the day after the first snow of winter and Im already missing it.

Hot Stylz- Yo Mama(pardon the lengthy intro)
Same guys who made the original song that this amazing cat video parodies.. I added the original song and want everyone to observe how clever the lyrics are. "I don't care bout being up here lookin ass kitty"

Just In Time For XMAS

Girl Talk New Years Eve Live (full concert). I only watched the first few minutes but he was doing some loopy things with christmas songs that i definitely appreciated.

I am definitely going to see him at a festival in Australia

Its No RMX Clothes but...

Check out these cool/clever/funny pictures: Glennz Tees

I am thinking about buying one HERE, so let me know what ones you like best so I can most likely disregard your opinion and choose one on my own.

Right now I am thinking RIsky Engineering, Team Photo, Rock Me Amadeus, Split Personality, or Extreme Beginnings

That Thing Flies

MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)
by nqtv

If you looked carefully you could see Anita being lapped a million times (as usual)

God Bless the U.S.

Today is the 75th anniversary of the Repeal of Prohibition. You know what to do.

Romanian Debate Gets Heated

This was on national television. Apparently she told him something like his policies are shit, he said your face looks like shit, and then she "accidently" bitch slapped the glass onto his lap and so on. i love how he continues to make his point after the fight

Prop 8: the Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Watch Movies

Here's a pretty helpful movie-watching site: The Film Wall. I found Quantum Of Solace and Role Models on there and there are tons of others listed so if you have time to spare check it out.

UPDATE: Also found Let The Right One In (supposed to be an amazing horror movie w/ 98% on Rotten Tomatoes), but not through this site. I found that searching on google for a movie title and then adding "Supernovatube" after it finds really reliable links to the website all these movies have been on (you can't search the supernovatube itself) so try that too if the movie you are looking for is not on FilmWall or Sidereel

I don't know what to title this...

It might just be that I'm HIGH on caffeine right now, but this gave me the giggly giggles....




I found this video via failblog, a site with some pretty funny mistakes, similar to engrish.com

Venice Is Flooded

Here are some pretty cool pictures of Venice under heavy flood water. I thought these were especially weird to see since I went there last summer so I was in many of the places pictured (look at my albums on facebook if you want to see more of Venice). I really like the ones of people in their posh outfits striding through water as if its part of their normal routine. Venice is so cool, try to go there someday(so very soon since it is sinking)



UPDATE: Another cool venice photo Here

UPDATE: Cooking By The Book

See original post Here. There's obviously something very catchy about the song so here is the MP3 for you to blast at your next party.

Here is the original song:


Here is slowed down (when the beat goes in its pretty sick):


and lastly- because i was bored i was reading the Wikipedia for this show and they spend $1,000,000 per episode. another one of their songs was released as a regular single in the uk and made it to #4. that is crazy and also hopefully the last time i post so much about a kids show

Something more serious

very interesting analysis of the recent attacks in India.

Amazing Racist

I just came across this again the other day, and regardless of how terrible this guy is, it's still pretty funny.

The Amazing Racist | Viral | SPIKE.com

Another one:

What's Sad is that this is Better than Most L'il Jon Songs

I lost it at 1:05- her reaction is so well edited. This video is rediculous- the song is catchy and the video and lyrics are completely out of line.

Thanksgiving Parade and the Internet Collide

i didnt actually watch the parade, for the fourth year in a row i was sleeping, but i saw this video since its all over the internets so i cheked it out and appreciated what i saw. (watch at least until 50 seconds)



hopefully this was the last gasp of this viral trend- either way it was pretty clever

also- foster's home for imaginary friends is a trippy ass show- i watch it sometimes with the kid i babysit and it is freaking weird. if you are ever in an altered state and need something to do try to check it out.

Greatest thing to happen to LOLZ cats

UPDATE: This is the original song:

yep

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Common and Kanye

The oldest video for this song was put on Youtube just three hours ago thats how new this is (good work eu-gi-oh being so on top of things). im not sure if the song is good yet, i liked it alright, but its been viewed less than 100 times total so in the interest of being way in front of the game here is Punch Drunk Love ft Kanye off of Common's new album:



let me know what you think.. its really up in the air for me whether its good or not

UPDATE: You know we already have the track

Diplo

Here are a few more Diplo tracks for your pleasure.

Greenlight- John Legend (diplo remix)

Cobrastyle- Teddybears w/ Diplo

Diplo Rhythm

His podcast

Dumb, ballsy students

I'm sure people have seen at least some of these, but they still deserve a place on the prospector. Here are some answers kids put on their tests that we have all wanted to do at some point or another, but never did. This one is my favorite.

Dance

Here is a track for your pleasure

Reckoner- Radiohead (Diplo Remix)

UPDATE: also if you remember this was the song Gnarls Barkley covered (video) at the concert we went to this summer.

And more...

I think these guys are pretty funny, so here's a few more.








there are many more, just look at the rest.

Front Fell Off

I just came across this again, and it made me laugh again. I don't think it's been posted, but if it has I apologize.

I apologize for the limp bizket... but this is sweet.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

wowzers.

UPDATE: SO i just found out that some people claim this video to be part of a viral marketing campaign for the movie wanted. I honestly dont get that at all, since it has nothing to do with the movie and sounds like another language. but yeah, like all videos on the internet it might be fake.

I can't even go that long in the actual game

Asians are pretty weird, but this is still sick.


School Dorm Snake Game - Watch more Illusion

See? We can laugh at obama too...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Letters from kids to god

Kid's Letters

some are funny, some are cute. This is not usually the kind of thing i post but hey, i put up puppy cam didnt i? and people loved that shit so enjoy these too..

Crazy World

For some reason I love this video. Its nuts and has a million things going on. Tip 'O the hat to you, Jeezy.

What the Fuck?

Life Kinda Sucks

For these people at least

The Teaches of Peaches

I especially love the fact that there is a Disney logo at the bottom left hand corner of the video. You all know and love the song.



UPDATE: For a similar and also hilarious mash up see This Sesame Street/Ante Up video

Oh My God

What have we all done? According to highly reputable Atlas Shrugs, we have elected the son of Malcom X to be our president! He cites such profound details as the fact that Malcolm X was 6'3" and Obama is 6'2" while Obama Sr is only 5'10," the fact that Malcolm X occasionally spoke at UWashington, and that there are no pictures of Hussein Obama Jr. with Hussein Obama Sr. as an infant. If that isn't full proof then it is completely impossible to prove anything anymore. I wonder what else "Obama X" may be hiding. Now if you'll excuse me, I am about to purchase several guns to prevent any black people from trying to enslave me. Wish me luck.

Time waster par excellence

Enjoy

Bring'em Back

Remember bro rape? It was kinda funny and people killed it by incessantly quoting it? Well the other videos by the same people were pretty funny, and I just came across the one that used to be my favorite, so why not bring it back. There are a couple other good ones, so I would suggest poking around for them. But fuck bro rape.



for another derrick comedy piece see this older post

How to defend a girls honor. (Pat Orr style)

I was researching the influence of Roman City Planning on Urban Planning and Development in the United States in the Library when I came across this video. When I saw it I just thought of one thing...the great Par Orr and his defense of a womens honor. God Bless America!

Master the Internet!

I want to make sure that you all know how use the internet to chat with men about football.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Twangers and Balls out.

Maury is an ASSHOLE

Meeting My Blackout Self

This is so ridiculous I just had to write it down right away.

Ok, so last night was an innocuous Friday at Babson; beers were killed, rum was pounded, and 151 was the nightcap. The parties were beyond terrible. One place we went to had three bros, two of whom were wearing the exact same American Eagle white polo, who were talking about all the people they wanted to fuck up. I assume the night ended with them just fucking each other instead.



Johnny Appleseed’s friend from home is a freshman at Babson and was hanging out with us. She is pretty cool, but this was basically the first time we all actually hung out at night. We were planning on waking up early today to drink before the soccer team’s NCAA playoff game at 11, so she decided to just stay over so she could wake up and start drinking immediately with us.

As I mentioned earlier, 151 was our nightcap. That seemed really smart at the time, but even as I write it, I can’t get over how retarded and useless that is (maybe as much as the deep south rednecks that explained why they aren’t voting for Barrrrrrrack Hussein Obama in the earlier video). I ended up losing my dinner before bustling off to bed.

I awake a few hours later to the sound of urine spattering on the floor. Johnny’s friend is sitting in my chair.

Me: “What the fuck? Are you peeing?”
Her: “No.”

I am still pretty drunk and was just asleep, so I believe her.

Me: “So what’s up?”
Her: “Cash budgeting”
Me: “What?”
Her: “Cash budgeting was on the exam”
Me:”What the fuck are you talking about?”
Her: “But it doesn’t really matter, though. It’s Thursday night, we have the whole weekend ahead of us.”
Me: “You are hammered drunk. You need to go back to bed.”

I think that’s the first time I have ever had the presence of mind to be the one telling somebody else they are too drunk and need to go to bed. I have had it told to me pretty much biweekly, but this was the first time I uttered those words. Instead of leaving to go back to bed, she jumps into mine and immediately passes out. While I’m still in it. My bed is fucking tiny and I do not share it with anybody ever, but she was already asleep as soon as she hit the ridiculously soft mattress (yeah, I got that tempurpedic pad mothafucka). I decide that she will eventually wake up and realize she is in the wrong bed, so whatever. It eventually happens and she leaves, but again goes into the wrong room and another suitemate guides her to Johnny Appleseed’s couch. When I woke up this morning I turned on the light and took a gander at my chair. My jeans had been draped over it and there was a circle of urine on them. When I picked them up, I noticed that the entire top of the chair was covered in piss.

AAHHH. That is disgusting. However, I cannot get mad, seeing as I have done that to two different girls…and to myself once. So to sum up, I caught a glimpse of what it’s like to deal with me sometimes. It’s mindboggling. I don’t like it. And I will take no actions to correct it. The payback was long overdue, but I can’t complain. It’s still kind of bullshit that I had to face the reality of my actions even a little bit. Fuck you God.

Something nice for your weekend

Two t.i. songs- one new and one really old (sounds like juvenile's masterpiece "back that ass up")

Like I Do

Do it Baby, Stick it Baby

A Notorious Mash-Up

Going Back to Dani California

And a song from a movie we all know and love- Snatch.

Golden Brown- The Stranglers

just so i can post this awesome remix:

Golden Brown (Boyz Noize Remix)

That's all for now, go nuts this weekend..

Arrested Development Movie Is ON

According to this interview with Jeffery Tambor, the guy who plays George Senior on Arrested Development, he has been contacted by the director and executive producer of the show and the movie is officially getting made... eventually. Either way, this was the best show on television, probably ever, and if you don't believe that just check with my buddy Sidereel.

More amazing voters...

This amazes me. Jesus our nation is fucking retarded.

Puppy Cam

I was going to make fun of this but then i realized that its kind of awesome..

Live Puppy Cam

be patient, it takes a second to load.

those bastards are always so damn sleepy..

Watch Any TV Show/Movie

This is a great site and I know some of you already know of it, but just in case you don't here is a link to Sidereel.com. You just search for whatever movie or show you want to watch, and they usually have about 10 links per episode. sometimes it takes a while to find a working link (anytime you see megavideo click on that one), but complaining about that is like complaining that a 20 dollar bill you found on the ground has a small rip in it.

I suggest: Californication, Dexter, Entourage, The Office, Weeds, Extras and Lost. These links all work really well. If you haven't heard of any of these shows, now is your chance to watch them instead of studying for your test tomorrow; they'll teach you more about love and life than macrobiology ever could. Try out some movies too, like Snatch for instance.

UPDATE:
Two shows that i must be retarded to have missed are the two james mentions in the comments, Arrested Development and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Check them out.

How to be a Maverick

we saw this on tv a few weeks ago and it was hilarious. i was thinking about the video and i just remembered that the internet exists so i looked it up and obviously found it. i love the random old clips, theyre so perfectly ridiculous.

Props to my main man, Bill Dawes

Bill Dawes is a stand-up comedian and actor that also happens to have one fantastic blog. He is a hilarious dude and I wholly recommend a thorough examination of everything he has to offer, but a great starting point is the mauling series discussing the finer points of the overt, bordering on inappropriate forms of seduction. I personally have never tried it, but some of my nights have come pretty close.

And he also delves into an unknown territory for males and offers a pretty decent argument about shoes and handbags that, if correct, will mean that Julia will thoroughly enjoy the benefits of marriage.

I also have a self-help piece in the works that should help some of the people that peruse this blog (read: all) that have a problem with procrastination that effects their assignments. Keep your eyes on the prospector.

ok.. that was brilliant

Explaining Obama

These people can explain what I have been trying to tell you all for the past year.

Who likes Political Jokes?

Obama roasts McCain at a memorial dinner. Some pretty funny zingers in there, but you can't help feeling pretty awkward seeing a president cracking jokes about other political figures instead of jon stewart doing it for him.

From our Hip-Hop Correspondent, Mary.

Girls go nutty for these songs

Ron Brownz- Pop Champagne

Jay-Z- Jockin' Jay-Z

courtesy of Laura Ricker..

yes i'm awake at 9:30 on a saturday- tailgaiting takes commitment

Craigslistings newest post is hilarious

I know I already posted this link, but he just posted a new one and it is brilliant.

Addicted Kitty

UPDATE: This email exchange on this site is along the same lines as craigslisting and is also pretty funny.

I Love Cracked.com

HILARIOUS

If McCain's Concession Speech Was As Bitter As His Campaign -- powered by Cracked.com

RE: Verc's Post - Jimmy Kimmel Breaks it Down

I have seen this video a while ago but there's no doubt that is funny but at the same time sad. I think that it makes it even funnier that someone, such as Jimmy Kimmel, breaks down what she has just said.

Ushering in a new era correctly

I won't even comment about it. Let the clip tell you everything.

Oh..

And this made me laugh too...

God Have Mercy

I searched that quote on google to see what wonders would pop up, and they are endless. Here's one from the teen Miss South Carolina pagent. This girl makes Southwest look like Harvard.

It's a goddamn smorgesborg

Take some time away from your homework and check out each of these (also check out the sweet song B lee linked to under the Obama picture below)...

2 New B.o.B Jams:
On Top Of The World- T.I. B.o.B. and Ludacris

Ill Be in The Sky- B.o.B

A new Trey Songz remix:
Whatever You Like Freestyle- Trey Songz
For those of you who liked the Trey Songz Paper Planes Freestyle

2 New Wiz Khalifa:
So High- Wiz Khalifa

Make it Hot- Wiz Khalifa

A hood banger:
Uh Huh Remix- Alfamega ft. Bun B, Rick Ross, and T.I.

A relaxed Hip Hop flow:
Somersault- Zero 7 (Dangermouse and MF Doom remix)

A mashup:
Wildcat vs. No Diggity
The entire album, which is SICK and includes songs by Outkast, Beastie Boys, Lupe Fiasco, Dr. Dre, M.I.A. and Jay-Z mixed with Ratatat classics, available HERE. (Also- Eugene want's everyone to know that ratatat has a new album and you should get it)

And for dessert, some local flavor:
Keep Doing Your Thing- Theo ft. Skyzoo
Jtam met this rapper in a Hamilton Wenham ice cream shoppe, only to see him on The Roots' website OKayPlayer and Nahright the next week

Enjoy the feast..

Yeah I know everyone's seen this but take a moment to watch it again..

try watching it now without getting the chills, or throwing up if you are one of the 4 McCain supporters who check this blog (I know who you are and love you anyways, besides liz).

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK

BUMP THIS- My President is Black- Young Jeezy ft. Nas


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Have a full stocked fridge... for the ladies

this guy is hilarious. his reasoning behind what he does, his tangents, his rant on kool-aid. its great stuff

and no, my essay isn't half way done yet...

UPDATE: wait. here's another good one.



I AM THE COMPETITION

God have mercy

Look at this horse...

I have just discovered an amazing new genre of Youtube(tm) time wasting videos. Here are two gems to start you off.

It's Not Too Late to Vote for the True Candidate of Change

America is hungry for change. You may have heard Obama and McCain spouting some bullshit about visions for America, but they don't get it. Lee Mercer represents everything this country is looking for. His plan brings change. Real change. If elected, he will change the english language into some batshit pseudo-dialect he seems to think makes him sound smart. It may be one of the most confusing websites I have ever been to.

Courtesy of Anita. and Asian people

We spent about 45 minutes sitting on the couch laughing hysterically thanks to this site. seriously, its just amazing pictures of butchered/nonsensical/ironic English translations found in foreign countries.

Engrish.com

if you see any especially good pictures either link or quote it in the comments for the rest of us. My favorites are when they mix up where an "L" or an "R" should be, as in "Rodeo Crowns."

p.s. i mistyped while going to the website and came upon this absurdity. Someone paid money for a domain for that reason alone...

POSTIN ALL DAY

His shirt is actually a Tobias joke that they made on Arrested Development. I have so much more I want to say but I'll leave it at that.

Palin prank call. Amazing.

Story Here
Amazing call by these guys.



UPDATE: Read the transcript Here. it explains some of the hidden jokes. pretty clever stuff

Fake Craigslist Responses

This kid messes with people on craigslist by responding to their serious but weird postings in much more non-serious and weird ways. My favorite is the brooming one on page 2. Craigs Listing

his videos are hilarious too. Videos


Celebrity Chef from Adrian Chen on Vimeo.

I'll even cook sushi... i dont give a fuck.

UPDATE: HERE is his website

Drunk History

This guy discusses his ideas on multiple historic events while under the influence of alcohol. He drinks, tells his rendition, pukes, and then drinks some more. I think that drunk history 2.5 is funnier but drunk history 2 leads into 2.5, naturally.


Drunk History 2




Drunk History 2.5




If you search on YouTube for Drunk History you will find that there are many more.

Finally a decent McCain song/video

Ill be honest, most campaign songs for either candidate suck. This one however, is truly inspiring. First of all, the woman on the left is partially invisible throughout most of the video since she wore a green sweater in front of a green screen. I'm sure this is some kind of brilliant artistic commentary on the environment but I haven't figured the whole thing out just yet. It's a bit over my head but ill sleep on it and see what I come up with. Then, at 1:45 there is some of the best harmonizing i've heard since the last time I sang someone "Happy Birthday." Political points? check. Artistry? Check. Musical talent? CHECK.

The best part though comes when these artists take the weak rain metaphor (seeing as rain is falling like McCain's poll numbers..) and make it work with the animation of raining McCain bodies at 1:50, complete with one of the singers washing her face with John McCains. (I apologize, but I can't resist making a "Don't let McCain fall or he'll break his hip! Because he's old!" joke here) This is one metaphor I can understand: McCain rhymes with rain! Boom. Deep.

Like anyone trying to make a good political point, they save their strongest argument for the end.. Concluding with a powerful line like "Im gonna go out, and let myself get, absolutely John McCain! John McCain!" is simply a masterstroke. I have to say I have been motivated and inspired by these ladies a thousand times more than any Obama video. take this one for instance:



BORING!

Vote John McCain because his name sounds like rain. Honestly, that's the best reason I have heard so far.

Obama's Video

Dance Off

And I'm Crazy for Drinking 5 Nights a Week?

Here's a link that reveals just how mindblowingly insane Republican bloggers are and the lengths they will go to in smearing Obama.

Good googly moogly I thought America was supposed to be full of intelligent people.

When you do get to that link, I highly recommend reading some of his other posts. This guy is hilarious.

Would you like to know why I am up at 4am?

CAUTION: This site WILL waste an hour of your time- you won't be able to help it

Neave Television

So this site has a bunch of different things you can do. The one I linked to is the "television without context" section, which just shows random clips for about 10 seconds and then switches. Some are really funny, some are out of control, and some you just need to be in an altered mental state to find entertaining because they are so weird. It'll change channel on its own after the clip ends or you can click on the screen to change the channel if one with a creepy painted human face placed on a poodle in a cage comes up.. which it might.

at the top they have all the other sections listed, including planetarium, a dandelion that you can blow away with your webcam, a flickr photo random slideshow, games, and other cool timewastey stuff that i didnt get to check out. I jacked this game from the site, and im sure you are all familiar with it.. (arrows to move, z or up to rotate, spacebar to speed up, if you need to know more rules you are kind of a tool but you can look on the neave site)

N-Blox made by Neave Games

pretty amazing stuff... internet you outdid yourself this time

"We can still win this!" -McCain

nope.

The Best Page in The Universe

I saw this site a few years ago http://maddox.xmission.com/ but it was just brought to my attention again. Look over some of the articles that he writes, they will make you laugh or piss you off. My favorite part is where little kids have drawn some pictures with crayons and markers of dogs, firetrucks and bunnies to name a few. On the page the guy grades each drawing and writes a sentence or two commenting on what he has seen. I don't think that I'm a huge douche (I guess that's a little biased) but I crack up every time that I read what this grown man has said about these kids artwork. Enjoy..

The first page of Kiddie Art

Second Page

Election Countdown

Here's a cool site for all of you political junkies and an article about the guy behind it. Enjoy.

LSD Drawings

A pretty cool group of drawings on this site from a government experiment in the 50's. Check it check it. The 6th one comes out of NOWHERE

Steven Hawking writes a letter to Anonymous

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The Coolest Thing I Have Seen in a Long Time

I stole this from a Cracked article I read today because I just had to make sure everybody sees it. This is probably the coolest looking sport anybody has ever come up with.



what is more badass than having a ball between your legs and doing three back flips in a row before doing a front flip and sending the ball flying?

Serious Baby

When Elli and Trish insisted that I view this movie... I was in the middle of my homework, so not in the best of moods and not totally interested in watching a youtube video. (I know it's surprising because I love youtube shit.)






In the end, it got me laughing and made going back to my homework extra hard because all I wanted to do was check around youtube some more for some more of this shit.

November 25th my ass

Once again Smears has let the blog down in terms of Kanye West music. His new song, Heartless, which Smears claimed will not be available until November 25th, is available to you right now:

Heartless

Suck on that. Oh, and let me know if it doesn't work in which case I can send you other links.

Just to Be Clear Here: I got heartless last thursday, b lee can attest to that since i was listening to it all weekend, and I was planning to post it tomorrow with my other songs. Also, I said the album came out the 25th but more songs would be leaked soon. Once again, james has let us down by being dumb and smearing me (sorry about that pun), but that's probably just because he was drunk when he posted this since it is nighttime.
Love, Smears

Free ringtones of any song you want... seriously

Hey sorry about the lack of posts, blee and i have been at a debate tournament all weekend and doodlah verc and james were all too busy getting shitfaced together to care about the blog so we havent updated in about four days... anyways, to make up for it i have something amazing for you so stop being angry at us.

So, very much like seeqpod, this website is going to change your life. Since ringtones cost about 8 dollars and that's complete bullshit, the internet obviously finds a way to say "fuck you" and make ringtones free. Jaimie Reed showed Phone Zoo to me about a year ago and I completely forgot about it until i got a new phone and all it had for ringtones were annoying beeping sounds. although you do have to go through the process of signing up and selecting your phone model, it's definitely worth it. Basically, once you are signed in, you go to the ringtones section and then click "create from file." You then pick any file from your itunes and lie and say it is not copywrite material so that the website will upload the file for you. You then can pick what 30 seconds of the song you want to be your ringtone, and then complete the process. Best part (besides being able to pick any song you want and it being free w/ no spam texts)- you don't need to connect your phone to the computer at all because the site sends the ringtone to your phone in a text message that you then save to your phone from there. Lastly, you can download any ringtone that anyone else has uploaded too. This is cool because there are some good songs on there, but it is also the most dissapointing part of the website, as the "top ringtones" area is extremely embarrassing and points out that the majority of users on this website are preteens (crazy frog is in the top downloads). Either way, cool ringtones make you a cool person so enjoy being cooler than the second before you checked this blog.

UPDATE: I've officially changed my ringtone to "call on me" by eric prytz, so it still works like a charm. Also, while youre on phonezoo take a second to check out this random profile i came across, Wonderboywillc and pay close attention to his status updates... when you change your status on a RINGTONE website 20+ times, and they include such phrases as "Please talk to me ladies..." you really need to reevaluate your life.

In the spirit of mashups

Smears just denigrated Kanye's Love Lockdown, but I instead opted to be positive about it and just found a different version. DJ Earworm did the mashup and if you go to DJ Earthworm's Website you can find a bunch of others. I don't think they are as good as Girl Talk, but there are still some with merit.

Good-bye Productivity

Eyeball Game

NOOOOOO

For months now I have been living my internet life in a state of bliss because I have forgotten about certain websites' existence (not 2 girls 1 cup, no one can EVER look at certain things the same way after that). Today, I was minding my own business looking at funny crap when all of a sudden I was sneak attacked by...

The dog lover's response to Can I Have a Cheeseburger and it's retarded younger brother Stuff on My Cat (the latter is maxanne's favorite website for those who know her. i realize you're not surprised).

At least the dog page doesn't have all those insufferable intentional misspellings all over every picture and some are actually funny. Plus, dogs are way more awesome than cats.

Still- fuck you internet

P.S.- I discovered this on only its second day of existence. that petrifies me.

ok... that's dope

So im pumped for the cd and this song to come out. hopefully he lays off the autotune a bit more than in Love Lockdown... but either way Kanye's "808s and Heartbreaks" is coming out November 25, giving you plenty of time to mentally prepare for the Lil Wayne-esque string of Kanye #1 hits that will be played over and over again until we inevitably hate them (seriously, i can't hear lollipop again for about a year). Im praying the album gets leaked this month so we can all enjoy it at our leisure and be done with it before radio and tv can interfere. enjoy the snippet though, this song sounds amazing and ive already found it stuck in my head without even hearing the entire thing.



ps: "I don't want to see this on youtube"

Best of Ari

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The King of Baghdad

Something to get your long weekend jumpin

Here is some music from your old pal the professor. Be sure to bump these jams when you are playing shit dice games and calling your mom this weekend.

UPDATE : LINK PROBLEM SOLVED. ENJOY

I'm an Indian Too : Don Armando's Second Avenue Rhumba Band

Round Here : Jim Jones ft. Game and Juelz Santana

Disturbia Remix (the Grace Boal Delirium remix) : Rihanna

Problems : Skull Gang (Juelz Santana)

Hero Freestyle : Wiz Khalifa

Paperplanes Freestyle (the only remix!!!) : Trey Songz

Pop Bottles : Wiz Khalifa

A couple new ones

Stolen from the Professor....loving the Three Dog Night beat
Jurassic 5 - Future Sound
http://www.zshare.net/audio/20244790023578a3/

Off the newest Moby CD...pretty sick beat n verse
Moby - Alice
http://www.zshare.net/audio/20244712d09ac0fa/

Bringing back disco...
Wyclef - Stayin Alive
http://www.zshare.net/audio/20244901776df888/

Memphis Bleek - Alright (Ratatat Remix)
...basically the entire Ratatat remixes vol. 2 CD is awesome, this is just one example
http://www.zshare.net/audio/2024496110769eaf/

And I like this one too..
Ludacris ft. Floyd Mayweather - Undisputed
http://www.zshare.net/audio/202453192b9c7f82/

...that's all for now...

Safe for Work Porn

this was found by charlie and enjoyed by me. imagine doing the editing for this?

Also- if you've noticed, I have added a new category to the left under the Recent Comments section titled Labels. At the bottom of every post it is now listed under a category like "Funny Videos" or "Pictures." Then if you want to look at all funny videos we have ever posted you just click on the link there or under the Labels section and all will load. I added the New Music section knowing that lots of the links don't work, but if anyone wants any of those songs to be reposted just let me know.

Opposite of a bedtime story

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Watch until the end because that last part is my favorite

Juggernaut and Thunder Cunts

If you have yet to see this video then watch it now! If you have seen it then skip it and watch Thunder Cunts. These are great cartoon parodies.

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch




Thunder Cunts




If you don't enjoy these then there is no hope for you.

some pictures for making laughter

Awesome. also- she (!) was arrested for peeing on people. Take a moment here to comprehend that.


Know what's funny? making fun of Paris Hilton. Even funnier? Doing so in illegible English and including drawings of the animals that "enjoy happy time living under Paris' dress" (Yes that is exactly what crustacean you think it is)


And last, I just thought I would complete the Sarah Palin triple decker (doodlah i loved that last one) with this brilliant chart. Seriously Liz, try not to laugh.