Although I made myself promise never to mention "he who must not be named" on the blog again, this is just to good to be true. So Justin Bieber's management decided to do this contest where people could vote what country to send Justin Bieber to. Naturally, North Korea is in second place with 190,000+ votes. Will a Bieber performance help Kim Jon Il finally convince his people that the rest of the world is an evil, evil place? Or will it drive thousands of North Koreans to suicide via Bieber Bomb, offering them a sweet, sweet release from their great leader's sweaty clutch? Or will Kim Jon Il avert disaster by hiring thousands of Chinese to attend the concert instead? Become a part of one of the greatest political dramas of our time- Get out there and vote people!
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