Here's another time-killer website I've been reading lately. People post stories from customer service and I laugh at the brainlessness of our country. If you've all already heard of the site and think I'm stupid for posting it, Fuck you.
http://notalwaysright.com/
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Where's Goodrich?
Saw this on barstool sports the other day and it's already getting pretty big, so in case you haven't seen it:
I think it's pretty good for a college rap
I think it's pretty good for a college rap
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
CBS is Totally Fucked
America's most watched network is a telling reason why everybody hates america. Here are a collection of clips from the worst shows on tv. I couldn't make it through most of them.
MUCH worse after the jump
MUCH worse after the jump
Monday, February 22, 2010
Todd Margaret Full Pilot
A few weeks ago I posted an excerpt from the new GOBIAS venture. Here is the entire pilot in three parts.
Next two after the jump
Next two after the jump
Go Canada
Wow that explains a lot about where Monroe gets his tazmanian devil-like proclivity for clumsy destruction. Umass, prepare yourselves for this exact scene when the 5 visiting canadians get out of the bars thursday night
Friday, February 19, 2010
New(ish) B.o.B aka Bobby Ray
First single off The Adventures of Bobby Ray (April). Its #38 right now on Billboard top 100- get it bob! Plus im looking over his newest mixtape so expect some more soon.
Download
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Ima Buy You A DRANK
technically im still buying even if i use the old rubinoff from the fridge.. save this site: webtender.com. you put in whatever you have in your fridge/liquor cabinet and it tells you every drink you can make. Awesome
The drink godfather approves
The drink godfather approves
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Trailer Park Boys Bios and Such
Personal Biographies
Wikipedia Character Information
Couple of my favorites:
"Shitty" Bill
"Shitty" Bill (Brian Huggins) is the local tow truck operator and hippie who helps Bubbles with his shopping-cart salvaging plan. His nickname goes back to childhood, when an attempted fart turned into defecation. At one point, Bubbles warns Ricky not to refer to him as 'Shitty Bill' as he will find it offensive; in the next scene Bubbles refers to him as 'Shitty', implying that 'Bill' is the part of the name he finds offensive. He is seen and mentioned a lot more in season seven, and even gets Bubbles into model trains.
Phil Collins
Philadelphia "Phil" Collins (Richard Collins) is known mostly for his huge gut, and is only ever referred to as "Phil Collins", though no one except Sam Losco ever seems to make the connection between Phil and the musician of the same name. Phil does many cameos on the show as a greasy motel owner, taxi driver and Lahey's paving assistant. He can also be seen in the crowd on the first episode, naturally shirtless. He is unusually sensitive about his appearance, and is paranoid about people looking at his gut, which Ricky calls "the biggest, most powerful gut anyone has ever seen." Phil has been known to belch loudly when hit in the stomach with anything. Also, seems to have a fancy for the 2 for 1 down at the King of Donair. He and Randy share a genuine friendship probably due to the fact they both like cheeseburgers and have huge guts. In Season seven he and Randy opened a cheeseburger restaurant named the Dirty Burger that they ran out of Losco's RV. He also drove a taxi in some episodes, such as when Losco used him for transportation to get to Sunnyvale to kidnap Randy. He once served as human shield for Ricky, or as Ricky called him "A human house". Bubbles refers him as "the Mustard Tiger" due to him having a mustard stain on a T-shirt with a picture of a Tiger on it. Phil is the father of Jacob and Thomas Collins. He is referred to by Losco as "Sussudio" and "Easy Lover". Phil is also known for selling mackerel and blueberries out of the trunk of his car in various liquor store parking lots around Sunnyvale Trailer Park. In "Say Goodnight To The Bad Guys" Ricky refers to Phil as a "bologna tugboat." In Season seven, Phil and his son Jacob develop a new catchphrase "BAAAAAM!" and variations of this - "peanut butter and JAAAAAAAAM" "green eggs and HAAAAAM!".In countdown to Liquor day he is seen briefly running "the dirty burger" until he and his son Jacob are arrested during a police sting operation, that Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy narrowly avoid. Phil and Jacob are both later seen in the prison yard along with Sam Losco, George Green, Cyrus and Ted Johnson when the boys are sent back to jail.
Wikipedia Character Information
Couple of my favorites:
"Shitty" Bill
"Shitty" Bill (Brian Huggins) is the local tow truck operator and hippie who helps Bubbles with his shopping-cart salvaging plan. His nickname goes back to childhood, when an attempted fart turned into defecation. At one point, Bubbles warns Ricky not to refer to him as 'Shitty Bill' as he will find it offensive; in the next scene Bubbles refers to him as 'Shitty', implying that 'Bill' is the part of the name he finds offensive. He is seen and mentioned a lot more in season seven, and even gets Bubbles into model trains.
Phil Collins
Philadelphia "Phil" Collins (Richard Collins) is known mostly for his huge gut, and is only ever referred to as "Phil Collins", though no one except Sam Losco ever seems to make the connection between Phil and the musician of the same name. Phil does many cameos on the show as a greasy motel owner, taxi driver and Lahey's paving assistant. He can also be seen in the crowd on the first episode, naturally shirtless. He is unusually sensitive about his appearance, and is paranoid about people looking at his gut, which Ricky calls "the biggest, most powerful gut anyone has ever seen." Phil has been known to belch loudly when hit in the stomach with anything. Also, seems to have a fancy for the 2 for 1 down at the King of Donair. He and Randy share a genuine friendship probably due to the fact they both like cheeseburgers and have huge guts. In Season seven he and Randy opened a cheeseburger restaurant named the Dirty Burger that they ran out of Losco's RV. He also drove a taxi in some episodes, such as when Losco used him for transportation to get to Sunnyvale to kidnap Randy. He once served as human shield for Ricky, or as Ricky called him "A human house". Bubbles refers him as "the Mustard Tiger" due to him having a mustard stain on a T-shirt with a picture of a Tiger on it. Phil is the father of Jacob and Thomas Collins. He is referred to by Losco as "Sussudio" and "Easy Lover". Phil is also known for selling mackerel and blueberries out of the trunk of his car in various liquor store parking lots around Sunnyvale Trailer Park. In "Say Goodnight To The Bad Guys" Ricky refers to Phil as a "bologna tugboat." In Season seven, Phil and his son Jacob develop a new catchphrase "BAAAAAM!" and variations of this - "peanut butter and JAAAAAAAAM" "green eggs and HAAAAAM!".In countdown to Liquor day he is seen briefly running "the dirty burger" until he and his son Jacob are arrested during a police sting operation, that Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy narrowly avoid. Phil and Jacob are both later seen in the prison yard along with Sam Losco, George Green, Cyrus and Ted Johnson when the boys are sent back to jail.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Since were on Kid Cudi
wanted to add this to the Kid Cudi post that smears made earlier
I'm really enjoying "dat new-new" and the VIKING remix
Cudi hits it on the head with this one
Dat New-New
Dat New-New VIKING Remix
I'm really enjoying "dat new-new" and the VIKING remix
Cudi hits it on the head with this one
Dat New-New
Dat New-New VIKING Remix
Friday, February 12, 2010
Kid Cudi goes Trance
do you prefer the Aoki version of Pursuit of Happiness?
or benny benassis?
and of course i'll throw this on again just because this song is AWESOME (i love in the beginning when he comes out of the meat locker and coughs out smoke):
anyone want an mp3 of any just let me know, i got the hook up
or benny benassis?
and of course i'll throw this on again just because this song is AWESOME (i love in the beginning when he comes out of the meat locker and coughs out smoke):
anyone want an mp3 of any just let me know, i got the hook up
Find Coupons, Online Codes
Im not sure how helpful this site will prove to be, but next time you're buying something online or going grocery shopping it can't hurt to check it out and see if you can steal any deals. I looked around a bit and found some good stuff after a while, you can search by company or by zip code so keep an eye out.
Retail Me Not
what a stupid name though, right?
Retail Me Not
what a stupid name though, right?
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Verc is a bro
This is really just to make sure Verc has found it.
broslikethissite.com
It's brilliant satire in the Stuff White People Like mold.
Here's a good one with the rest after the jump:
#103 Hot Streaks
Tonight’s going to be fucking crazy. After a long, busy day of lying on the couch watching Skip Bayless argue that Sasha Vujacic is the greatest player to ever wear a Lakers uniform, it’s finally time to blow off some steam and get your motherfucking drink on. You and your bros are having people over to #35 pregame so you get the house ready for company aka turn music on and pour cups of warm water for #6 beer pong. As people start to file into your #32 bro pad, one of your bros comes up to you and gives you a #13 fist bump.
“Bro, did you end up sealing to deal last night?” he says.
You look at him like he’s fucking Simple Jack. Seal the deal? Does he even realize who you are?
“Of course I fucking sealed the deal. We ended up banging in some #52 little kid’s tree house.”
“Holy shit, that’s fucking awesome! So is she coming over here tonight?”
You just slowly shake your head at him. What is this? Fucking amateur hour?
As the pregame starts to pick up you get a text from some slam piece you slayed last week: “Going out 2nite??? ;)” Under normal circumstances you would be all over this, but not tonight. As you take a lap around the room, you start to get involved in a hot debate about who you would rather bang: #100 Snookie or "Precious," when a hand grabs you. It’s “#28 Big Rack Runner Chick” from your Art of India class.
“Hey, is this your house?”
“You better fucking believe it.”
“My name is (doesn’t matter.)”
“Hey, nice to meet you…you.” (You’ve already forgotten her name.)
“Well could I get a tour of the place?”
You immediately take her to your bedroom to show her your #17 Swingers poster collection and within minutes she’s all over you. Your bro from earlier walks by the half open door with a look of amazement on his face. You make eye contact and slowly pump your fist up and down and yell out “Toot!! Toot!!!” That’s right - you’re the conductor on this fucking train. Next stop: Pound Town.
Afterwards, as she disappears to the bathroom to do whatever it is that girls do after getting banged, you emerge from your room. Your bros immediately start yelling out old NBA Jam catch phrases like “He’s heating up!!” and “He’s on FIRE!!” At that moment, you feel as though you could hook up with Marissa Miller. You’re riding a hot streak of Ripken proportions and you are fucking invincible.
There are definitely times where all bros are forced to dip down to the dredges of humanity and hook up with a #78 fat girl. This is called rock bottom. But for any true bro, this service to society is rewarded with the pinnacle of all things bro: the hot streak. Hot streaks can last any amount of time, from a weekend to a month to their entire lives (for true bro kings.) No matter the length of the hot streak, a bro enjoying one can do no wrong.
Slam pieces must seriously have a sixth sense for bros riding high on hot streaks, because in the midst of a streak, a bro has to do even less work than usual. Not only do bros have to put in less effort aka not have to text a girl at 2am, but the quality of the girl during the hot streak is extremely high. This means if you fucked two fatties in a weekend, you are not on a hot streak, and to be honest, you’re not even a fucking bro. Just leave us alone and go fucking rub one out at Sea World.
Whether this weekend marks the start, middle, or end of your hot streak, remember to cherish the high. Hit on everything that fucking walks. Extend it as long as possible, but remember, much like all good things, hot streaks must eventually come to an end. When it does, don’t worry, you’re a fucking bro, and you’re always just one slam piece away from the start of a new streak.
broslikethissite.com
It's brilliant satire in the Stuff White People Like mold.
Here's a good one with the rest after the jump:
#103 Hot Streaks
Tonight’s going to be fucking crazy. After a long, busy day of lying on the couch watching Skip Bayless argue that Sasha Vujacic is the greatest player to ever wear a Lakers uniform, it’s finally time to blow off some steam and get your motherfucking drink on. You and your bros are having people over to #35 pregame so you get the house ready for company aka turn music on and pour cups of warm water for #6 beer pong. As people start to file into your #32 bro pad, one of your bros comes up to you and gives you a #13 fist bump.
“Bro, did you end up sealing to deal last night?” he says.
You look at him like he’s fucking Simple Jack. Seal the deal? Does he even realize who you are?
“Of course I fucking sealed the deal. We ended up banging in some #52 little kid’s tree house.”
“Holy shit, that’s fucking awesome! So is she coming over here tonight?”
You just slowly shake your head at him. What is this? Fucking amateur hour?
As the pregame starts to pick up you get a text from some slam piece you slayed last week: “Going out 2nite??? ;)” Under normal circumstances you would be all over this, but not tonight. As you take a lap around the room, you start to get involved in a hot debate about who you would rather bang: #100 Snookie or "Precious," when a hand grabs you. It’s “#28 Big Rack Runner Chick” from your Art of India class.
“Hey, is this your house?”
“You better fucking believe it.”
“My name is (doesn’t matter.)”
“Hey, nice to meet you…you.” (You’ve already forgotten her name.)
“Well could I get a tour of the place?”
You immediately take her to your bedroom to show her your #17 Swingers poster collection and within minutes she’s all over you. Your bro from earlier walks by the half open door with a look of amazement on his face. You make eye contact and slowly pump your fist up and down and yell out “Toot!! Toot!!!” That’s right - you’re the conductor on this fucking train. Next stop: Pound Town.
Afterwards, as she disappears to the bathroom to do whatever it is that girls do after getting banged, you emerge from your room. Your bros immediately start yelling out old NBA Jam catch phrases like “He’s heating up!!” and “He’s on FIRE!!” At that moment, you feel as though you could hook up with Marissa Miller. You’re riding a hot streak of Ripken proportions and you are fucking invincible.
There are definitely times where all bros are forced to dip down to the dredges of humanity and hook up with a #78 fat girl. This is called rock bottom. But for any true bro, this service to society is rewarded with the pinnacle of all things bro: the hot streak. Hot streaks can last any amount of time, from a weekend to a month to their entire lives (for true bro kings.) No matter the length of the hot streak, a bro enjoying one can do no wrong.
Slam pieces must seriously have a sixth sense for bros riding high on hot streaks, because in the midst of a streak, a bro has to do even less work than usual. Not only do bros have to put in less effort aka not have to text a girl at 2am, but the quality of the girl during the hot streak is extremely high. This means if you fucked two fatties in a weekend, you are not on a hot streak, and to be honest, you’re not even a fucking bro. Just leave us alone and go fucking rub one out at Sea World.
Whether this weekend marks the start, middle, or end of your hot streak, remember to cherish the high. Hit on everything that fucking walks. Extend it as long as possible, but remember, much like all good things, hot streaks must eventually come to an end. When it does, don’t worry, you’re a fucking bro, and you’re always just one slam piece away from the start of a new streak.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Weatherman Freakout
I love how he freaks out for a couple seconds, then goes back to his normal routine.
Black Ice isn't something to fool with.
Black Ice isn't something to fool with.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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