Bennett is not gangsta

I'm assuming I was the last contributor to hear about this site, but I'm also the first one to post it so fuck y'all

It HAS to be fake but even so I still found it entertaining.

HUSTLA DA RABBIT

Bennett you boss

Man, Being White is Great

I know that many people have already seen this but I just got to say, Louis C.K. is pretty darn hilarious.

Donald Glover is the most talented person in showbusiness

Writer for 30 Rock, star of Community, Youtube sensation, star and head writer for a sundance hit, and a dope rapper.

Just in case people haven't been keeping up with him, here's a boatload of his music.



I Am Just a Rapper Vol. 1

I Am Just A Rapper Vol. 2

Freaks and Geeks EP

College Humor blew it

I disagree with so many choices on this Top 100 Comedies list, which is more a fault of the college humor visitors than the site itself. The most upsetting part of this list? Definitely that AUSTIN POWERS! (really?), Zoolander, and Dodgeball are all higher than Wedding Crashers. Oh, and that Ace Ventura is one behind it. Sickening. And am I the only person that didn't think the Hangover was that good? People have been creaming far too many jeans over it, and I'm sure the sequel will be disappointing. Zach Galifianakis plays literally the same exact character in Due Date and nobody wanted to see it.

Click to cringe

Epic Day in Indian Pop Music

I'm not sure what's funnier, the singing or the hand movements.

Who is exactly on the council of Three Hammers??

The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail

I guess people didn't like what I had to say about Entourage. I stand by it, the show is deteriorating into garbage, though I admit I will keep watching. Anyways, my life in Stamford is pretty much work and dicking around on the internets watching videos, so I'll continue to spout some nonsense and then show some clips for a week or so until I get bored. I decided to re-watch Swingers tonight. Back in the day Vince Vaughn is FIERCE. Here's some clips of some pre-Wedding Crashers/Old School that completely typecast him for the rest of his career.

PS- Check out the last line in the first clip. Sound familiar? I almost died.





And the big finish. Fantastic movie moment seeing as we all do this as our own pregame too. Getting pissed and calling everything bullshit (ahem, Pat), gloating over nothing special, and cheating when people are distracted.



Full movie in case anybody feels like watching.

Entourage blows, but TV still has a chance

I have to admit, Entourage has been a major disappointment this season. Way too much Turtle, Vince is worse than he's ever been, Drama is still somewhat of a tool, and Sloan shows up maybe once an episode.


"I'm a pathetic attempt to use drugs as a way to bring personality to an otherwise lifeless character. And my pornstar girlfriend serves no purpose other than to frustrate the shit out of viewers everywhere."

But you know what? I could have tolerated all of those things if at least they didn't tamper with Ari. He has been reduced to one good line every two episodes, and that was the last straw. I have officially written off Entourage as a dumpy, forgettable show and I'll be glad to see it end.

This frees us all up to enjoy some of the great television that we've all been missing. Californication and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia are both right around the corner (also The League, which is amazing and you need to watch it). Here's some encouragement to keep you from throwing your TV off a balcony, or blocking sidereel.com since nobody actually watches shows when they air anyways:





The commentary is a little excessive but the clips speak for themselves.









Full Season. Get caught up.

Philosopher's World Cup

Been a long time fan of Monty Python's Flying Circus and will argue with anyone that it dominates the shit out of the movies. Some of the sketches the guys just go bonkers. I just came across this one again after forgetting about it for a while and I figured you all need to appreciate it.

I Promise to Plant Vegetation

and make the flag fly right..

I wish this guy worked at beverly's cvs

256 Things Steven is no longer allowed to do at CVS

A very enjoyable read

Barking Dog Man

Cheap Remix:

Jon Stewart Is A BEAST

Fuck You Glenn Beck.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Intro - Progressivism Is Cancer
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Conservative Libertarian
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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Loan Shark Cyclists

While Demetri Martin can get somewhat weird occasionally, when he's on, he's on. This 2 part clip from his last episode is awesome, especially since the guy from Archer works with him.

Important Things with Demetri Martin	Thursday, 10:00pm / 9:00c
Money - Loan Shark Cyclists Pt. 2
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Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

The People of Wal-Mart

Just about every time I walk into Wal-Mart I end up seeing someone or something and asking myself, "why would anyone want to look, dress or act like that?" but then I have to remember, I'm in Wal-Mart.

I wish that I had thought of something like this:

The People of Wal-Mart

Photo Section

Some of My Favorites:


Oh, You Didn’t Gnome?


Cowboy Up


Riiiiiiicola

88 year old Hazel McCallion - Mayor of Mississauga, Ontario

She has been elected for 11 straight terms and has a debt free city.

Hazel McCallion's Wiki Page

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