Something more serious

very interesting analysis of the recent attacks in India.

Amazing Racist

I just came across this again the other day, and regardless of how terrible this guy is, it's still pretty funny.

The Amazing Racist | Viral | SPIKE.com

Another one:

What's Sad is that this is Better than Most L'il Jon Songs

I lost it at 1:05- her reaction is so well edited. This video is rediculous- the song is catchy and the video and lyrics are completely out of line.

Thanksgiving Parade and the Internet Collide

i didnt actually watch the parade, for the fourth year in a row i was sleeping, but i saw this video since its all over the internets so i cheked it out and appreciated what i saw. (watch at least until 50 seconds)



hopefully this was the last gasp of this viral trend- either way it was pretty clever

also- foster's home for imaginary friends is a trippy ass show- i watch it sometimes with the kid i babysit and it is freaking weird. if you are ever in an altered state and need something to do try to check it out.

Greatest thing to happen to LOLZ cats

UPDATE: This is the original song:

yep

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Common and Kanye

The oldest video for this song was put on Youtube just three hours ago thats how new this is (good work eu-gi-oh being so on top of things). im not sure if the song is good yet, i liked it alright, but its been viewed less than 100 times total so in the interest of being way in front of the game here is Punch Drunk Love ft Kanye off of Common's new album:



let me know what you think.. its really up in the air for me whether its good or not

UPDATE: You know we already have the track

Diplo

Here are a few more Diplo tracks for your pleasure.

Greenlight- John Legend (diplo remix)

Cobrastyle- Teddybears w/ Diplo

Diplo Rhythm

His podcast

Dumb, ballsy students

I'm sure people have seen at least some of these, but they still deserve a place on the prospector. Here are some answers kids put on their tests that we have all wanted to do at some point or another, but never did. This one is my favorite.

Dance

Here is a track for your pleasure

Reckoner- Radiohead (Diplo Remix)

UPDATE: also if you remember this was the song Gnarls Barkley covered (video) at the concert we went to this summer.

And more...

I think these guys are pretty funny, so here's a few more.








there are many more, just look at the rest.

Front Fell Off

I just came across this again, and it made me laugh again. I don't think it's been posted, but if it has I apologize.

I apologize for the limp bizket... but this is sweet.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

wowzers.

UPDATE: SO i just found out that some people claim this video to be part of a viral marketing campaign for the movie wanted. I honestly dont get that at all, since it has nothing to do with the movie and sounds like another language. but yeah, like all videos on the internet it might be fake.

I can't even go that long in the actual game

Asians are pretty weird, but this is still sick.


School Dorm Snake Game - Watch more Illusion

See? We can laugh at obama too...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Letters from kids to god

Kid's Letters

some are funny, some are cute. This is not usually the kind of thing i post but hey, i put up puppy cam didnt i? and people loved that shit so enjoy these too..

Crazy World

For some reason I love this video. Its nuts and has a million things going on. Tip 'O the hat to you, Jeezy.

What the Fuck?

Life Kinda Sucks

For these people at least

The Teaches of Peaches

I especially love the fact that there is a Disney logo at the bottom left hand corner of the video. You all know and love the song.



UPDATE: For a similar and also hilarious mash up see This Sesame Street/Ante Up video

Oh My God

What have we all done? According to highly reputable Atlas Shrugs, we have elected the son of Malcom X to be our president! He cites such profound details as the fact that Malcolm X was 6'3" and Obama is 6'2" while Obama Sr is only 5'10," the fact that Malcolm X occasionally spoke at UWashington, and that there are no pictures of Hussein Obama Jr. with Hussein Obama Sr. as an infant. If that isn't full proof then it is completely impossible to prove anything anymore. I wonder what else "Obama X" may be hiding. Now if you'll excuse me, I am about to purchase several guns to prevent any black people from trying to enslave me. Wish me luck.

Time waster par excellence

Enjoy

Bring'em Back

Remember bro rape? It was kinda funny and people killed it by incessantly quoting it? Well the other videos by the same people were pretty funny, and I just came across the one that used to be my favorite, so why not bring it back. There are a couple other good ones, so I would suggest poking around for them. But fuck bro rape.



for another derrick comedy piece see this older post

How to defend a girls honor. (Pat Orr style)

I was researching the influence of Roman City Planning on Urban Planning and Development in the United States in the Library when I came across this video. When I saw it I just thought of one thing...the great Par Orr and his defense of a womens honor. God Bless America!

Master the Internet!

I want to make sure that you all know how use the internet to chat with men about football.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Twangers and Balls out.

Maury is an ASSHOLE

Meeting My Blackout Self

This is so ridiculous I just had to write it down right away.

Ok, so last night was an innocuous Friday at Babson; beers were killed, rum was pounded, and 151 was the nightcap. The parties were beyond terrible. One place we went to had three bros, two of whom were wearing the exact same American Eagle white polo, who were talking about all the people they wanted to fuck up. I assume the night ended with them just fucking each other instead.



Johnny Appleseed’s friend from home is a freshman at Babson and was hanging out with us. She is pretty cool, but this was basically the first time we all actually hung out at night. We were planning on waking up early today to drink before the soccer team’s NCAA playoff game at 11, so she decided to just stay over so she could wake up and start drinking immediately with us.

As I mentioned earlier, 151 was our nightcap. That seemed really smart at the time, but even as I write it, I can’t get over how retarded and useless that is (maybe as much as the deep south rednecks that explained why they aren’t voting for Barrrrrrrack Hussein Obama in the earlier video). I ended up losing my dinner before bustling off to bed.

I awake a few hours later to the sound of urine spattering on the floor. Johnny’s friend is sitting in my chair.

Me: “What the fuck? Are you peeing?”
Her: “No.”

I am still pretty drunk and was just asleep, so I believe her.

Me: “So what’s up?”
Her: “Cash budgeting”
Me: “What?”
Her: “Cash budgeting was on the exam”
Me:”What the fuck are you talking about?”
Her: “But it doesn’t really matter, though. It’s Thursday night, we have the whole weekend ahead of us.”
Me: “You are hammered drunk. You need to go back to bed.”

I think that’s the first time I have ever had the presence of mind to be the one telling somebody else they are too drunk and need to go to bed. I have had it told to me pretty much biweekly, but this was the first time I uttered those words. Instead of leaving to go back to bed, she jumps into mine and immediately passes out. While I’m still in it. My bed is fucking tiny and I do not share it with anybody ever, but she was already asleep as soon as she hit the ridiculously soft mattress (yeah, I got that tempurpedic pad mothafucka). I decide that she will eventually wake up and realize she is in the wrong bed, so whatever. It eventually happens and she leaves, but again goes into the wrong room and another suitemate guides her to Johnny Appleseed’s couch. When I woke up this morning I turned on the light and took a gander at my chair. My jeans had been draped over it and there was a circle of urine on them. When I picked them up, I noticed that the entire top of the chair was covered in piss.

AAHHH. That is disgusting. However, I cannot get mad, seeing as I have done that to two different girls…and to myself once. So to sum up, I caught a glimpse of what it’s like to deal with me sometimes. It’s mindboggling. I don’t like it. And I will take no actions to correct it. The payback was long overdue, but I can’t complain. It’s still kind of bullshit that I had to face the reality of my actions even a little bit. Fuck you God.

Something nice for your weekend

Two t.i. songs- one new and one really old (sounds like juvenile's masterpiece "back that ass up")

Like I Do

Do it Baby, Stick it Baby

A Notorious Mash-Up

Going Back to Dani California

And a song from a movie we all know and love- Snatch.

Golden Brown- The Stranglers

just so i can post this awesome remix:

Golden Brown (Boyz Noize Remix)

That's all for now, go nuts this weekend..

Arrested Development Movie Is ON

According to this interview with Jeffery Tambor, the guy who plays George Senior on Arrested Development, he has been contacted by the director and executive producer of the show and the movie is officially getting made... eventually. Either way, this was the best show on television, probably ever, and if you don't believe that just check with my buddy Sidereel.

More amazing voters...

This amazes me. Jesus our nation is fucking retarded.

Puppy Cam

I was going to make fun of this but then i realized that its kind of awesome..

Live Puppy Cam

be patient, it takes a second to load.

those bastards are always so damn sleepy..

Watch Any TV Show/Movie

This is a great site and I know some of you already know of it, but just in case you don't here is a link to Sidereel.com. You just search for whatever movie or show you want to watch, and they usually have about 10 links per episode. sometimes it takes a while to find a working link (anytime you see megavideo click on that one), but complaining about that is like complaining that a 20 dollar bill you found on the ground has a small rip in it.

I suggest: Californication, Dexter, Entourage, The Office, Weeds, Extras and Lost. These links all work really well. If you haven't heard of any of these shows, now is your chance to watch them instead of studying for your test tomorrow; they'll teach you more about love and life than macrobiology ever could. Try out some movies too, like Snatch for instance.

UPDATE:
Two shows that i must be retarded to have missed are the two james mentions in the comments, Arrested Development and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Check them out.

How to be a Maverick

we saw this on tv a few weeks ago and it was hilarious. i was thinking about the video and i just remembered that the internet exists so i looked it up and obviously found it. i love the random old clips, theyre so perfectly ridiculous.

Props to my main man, Bill Dawes

Bill Dawes is a stand-up comedian and actor that also happens to have one fantastic blog. He is a hilarious dude and I wholly recommend a thorough examination of everything he has to offer, but a great starting point is the mauling series discussing the finer points of the overt, bordering on inappropriate forms of seduction. I personally have never tried it, but some of my nights have come pretty close.

And he also delves into an unknown territory for males and offers a pretty decent argument about shoes and handbags that, if correct, will mean that Julia will thoroughly enjoy the benefits of marriage.

I also have a self-help piece in the works that should help some of the people that peruse this blog (read: all) that have a problem with procrastination that effects their assignments. Keep your eyes on the prospector.

ok.. that was brilliant

Explaining Obama

These people can explain what I have been trying to tell you all for the past year.

Who likes Political Jokes?

Obama roasts McCain at a memorial dinner. Some pretty funny zingers in there, but you can't help feeling pretty awkward seeing a president cracking jokes about other political figures instead of jon stewart doing it for him.

From our Hip-Hop Correspondent, Mary.

Girls go nutty for these songs

Ron Brownz- Pop Champagne

Jay-Z- Jockin' Jay-Z

courtesy of Laura Ricker..

yes i'm awake at 9:30 on a saturday- tailgaiting takes commitment

Craigslistings newest post is hilarious

I know I already posted this link, but he just posted a new one and it is brilliant.

Addicted Kitty

UPDATE: This email exchange on this site is along the same lines as craigslisting and is also pretty funny.

I Love Cracked.com

HILARIOUS

If McCain's Concession Speech Was As Bitter As His Campaign -- powered by Cracked.com

RE: Verc's Post - Jimmy Kimmel Breaks it Down

I have seen this video a while ago but there's no doubt that is funny but at the same time sad. I think that it makes it even funnier that someone, such as Jimmy Kimmel, breaks down what she has just said.

Ushering in a new era correctly

I won't even comment about it. Let the clip tell you everything.

Oh..

And this made me laugh too...

God Have Mercy

I searched that quote on google to see what wonders would pop up, and they are endless. Here's one from the teen Miss South Carolina pagent. This girl makes Southwest look like Harvard.

It's a goddamn smorgesborg

Take some time away from your homework and check out each of these (also check out the sweet song B lee linked to under the Obama picture below)...

2 New B.o.B Jams:
On Top Of The World- T.I. B.o.B. and Ludacris

Ill Be in The Sky- B.o.B

A new Trey Songz remix:
Whatever You Like Freestyle- Trey Songz
For those of you who liked the Trey Songz Paper Planes Freestyle

2 New Wiz Khalifa:
So High- Wiz Khalifa

Make it Hot- Wiz Khalifa

A hood banger:
Uh Huh Remix- Alfamega ft. Bun B, Rick Ross, and T.I.

A relaxed Hip Hop flow:
Somersault- Zero 7 (Dangermouse and MF Doom remix)

A mashup:
Wildcat vs. No Diggity
The entire album, which is SICK and includes songs by Outkast, Beastie Boys, Lupe Fiasco, Dr. Dre, M.I.A. and Jay-Z mixed with Ratatat classics, available HERE. (Also- Eugene want's everyone to know that ratatat has a new album and you should get it)

And for dessert, some local flavor:
Keep Doing Your Thing- Theo ft. Skyzoo
Jtam met this rapper in a Hamilton Wenham ice cream shoppe, only to see him on The Roots' website OKayPlayer and Nahright the next week

Enjoy the feast..

Yeah I know everyone's seen this but take a moment to watch it again..

try watching it now without getting the chills, or throwing up if you are one of the 4 McCain supporters who check this blog (I know who you are and love you anyways, besides liz).

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK

BUMP THIS- My President is Black- Young Jeezy ft. Nas


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Have a full stocked fridge... for the ladies

this guy is hilarious. his reasoning behind what he does, his tangents, his rant on kool-aid. its great stuff

and no, my essay isn't half way done yet...

UPDATE: wait. here's another good one.



I AM THE COMPETITION

God have mercy

Look at this horse...

I have just discovered an amazing new genre of Youtube(tm) time wasting videos. Here are two gems to start you off.

It's Not Too Late to Vote for the True Candidate of Change

America is hungry for change. You may have heard Obama and McCain spouting some bullshit about visions for America, but they don't get it. Lee Mercer represents everything this country is looking for. His plan brings change. Real change. If elected, he will change the english language into some batshit pseudo-dialect he seems to think makes him sound smart. It may be one of the most confusing websites I have ever been to.

Courtesy of Anita. and Asian people

We spent about 45 minutes sitting on the couch laughing hysterically thanks to this site. seriously, its just amazing pictures of butchered/nonsensical/ironic English translations found in foreign countries.

Engrish.com

if you see any especially good pictures either link or quote it in the comments for the rest of us. My favorites are when they mix up where an "L" or an "R" should be, as in "Rodeo Crowns."

p.s. i mistyped while going to the website and came upon this absurdity. Someone paid money for a domain for that reason alone...

POSTIN ALL DAY

His shirt is actually a Tobias joke that they made on Arrested Development. I have so much more I want to say but I'll leave it at that.

Palin prank call. Amazing.

Story Here
Amazing call by these guys.



UPDATE: Read the transcript Here. it explains some of the hidden jokes. pretty clever stuff

Fake Craigslist Responses

This kid messes with people on craigslist by responding to their serious but weird postings in much more non-serious and weird ways. My favorite is the brooming one on page 2. Craigs Listing

his videos are hilarious too. Videos


Celebrity Chef from Adrian Chen on Vimeo.

I'll even cook sushi... i dont give a fuck.

UPDATE: HERE is his website