Saturday, August 30, 2008

Good Lord...

I have never ever seen such a bad rating for a movie... Definitely a disaster

in an unrelated note: Amazing optical Illusions>

Thursday, August 14, 2008

For you, Smears



The public service some people provide is simply irreplaceable.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Election Season

This is a nice piece of editing.

Saturday, aka Brown Town

Banksy

Anita suggested that I put up some Banksy and it seemed like a good idea so here you go. For those of you that don't know Banksy is a pimp-ass graffiti artist from across the pond. Here is a quick sampling of his work:







YEAH BUDDY

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

You Belong


sooo this was the band that opened for gnarls barkely and we all thought the lead singer was really hot... turns out she is a tranny, so that's awkward. She's (it's?) the one in the video with the black hair, and unfortunately for us not the one with the chopped up spiky shit on her head that we assumed was the tranny when the truth slowly filtered out via small hints in google searches.

Guess which one is the tranny. Yeah, it's a cruel joke.


At least we didn't find out the truth on the spot; when I was in New Orleans one of my friends was talking about a hot girl he saw and as we walked by the sign "she" was standing under became more and more legible and clearly said "See it to Believe it!! Girls Prettier than Guys." Ouch. To be fair though, I made fun of him for that fiasco and now look what has happened. damn you karma!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Gnarls Barkley

So we went to the gnarls barkley concert last night- it was one of the best ive been to and ive been to roots, jurassic 5, kanye, modest mouse, and bloc party. Every song was 5 to 10 times better live. we couldn't figure out what song this cover they did was, so i did some research and here it is: Radiohead- Reckoner (by the way what are the odds that sam was at the radiohead concert at the exact time we heard this cover?)


also b lee- they did a little bit adjusted version of the Abbey Road Version of transformer- it was sweet.

Cheeky short film


Cute Blonde 18 Year Old babysitter - Watch more free videos

Not hilarious, but definitely smile and nod worthy.

UPDATE: so the video has been removed- be my guest to search "babysitter movie" on google though, im sure youll find it.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Derrick Comedy > Dane Cook



For a long time (even before those damn world series commercials) i have made it clear that I hate dane cook (as I am wont to do when i dislike something). So now it's finally official, dane cook sucks. college humor is on my side on this, whereas only chris verc and prepubescent girls are against me. Dane Cook can now join Lisa Frank folders, Full House, and Nsync in the "dumb shit that teenage girls tried to convince everyone was good" bin stashed in the world's basement next to the one holding its mothball covered sweaters. Don't worry, there's still plenty of room left to fit Hannah Montana in there.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Kooky sprinkler woman

I never thought I would insult someone by saying they are dumb because they have no understanding of how rainbows work. Well, that day has come, and she is DUUUUMB.



To recap: it must be probably the the metalaxide salt (?) oozing out of the ground that is making it so that everywhere we look, the visable spectrum is rainbows... she nailed it

UPDATE: props to verc for finding this first and putting it in the comments section for the french video. although i did come across it on my own, congrats for beating me by a few hours.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Holy shit, this is her youtube page. there are so many more rediculous videos. Sprinkler Lady Strikes Again

Monday, August 4, 2008

Fucking French Kids...

What subtle forms of existence, what rare variation
-william Blake

Yelle ACDG Tepr remix music video Tecktonik




Amount of Seriousness in this video expressed as a percentage: 100
Amount of Irony intended by choice of a) mohawk, b)fanny pack, c) sperm count eliminating-ly tight jeans expressed on a scale of 1-10 (1=lowest, 10=highest): 1

now for something completely different



UPDATE: Feel free to make this your background...I did.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Jersey...



UPDATE: This video was taken down by the user...just search for 'guido', 'douchebag', 'catfight', 'jersey shore' or related terms HERE and you'll get the idea.

UPDATE: here is a hilarious site that chronicles a normal person's experiences living with guidos: Guido Fist Bump

and apparently the west coast equivalent is the surfer dude, so here is a similar site that mocks them: Surfer Stoner